Although Billy's new supplement
'Dihydrogen Monoxide' didn't taste
much different than water,
at only $3/ounce he thought
it was a really good deal!
You know it's been a good work-out when you walk thru the door and your loving son looks at you, sniffs distastefully, and declares, "phew, you stink!". Yep, it was one strenuous exercise session.
As life would have it, I may have a chance to work as a part-time package handler for UPS. If I do get the job, I will have to lift 35-45 lb. packages routinely, sometimes over my head, and occasionally, packages up to 70 lbs.
I decided to start upper body work-outs right away. If I get the job, I will need the physical strength. If I don't get the job, then what have I lost? I'll be a bit more toned up, and so much the better.
My "life coach" was thrilled with this win-win, "glass is half-full" attitude. "Good for you", she enthused. I appreciate her support.
****Disclaimer/fine print follows****
She is not REALLY a life coach. It's just that I dig her upbeat, down-to-earth, and realistic advice. She has never claimed to be a "life coach". She doesn't currently represent herself as such, and to the best of my knowledge, never has. No formal education was completed, no licenses earned, and she doesn't even play one on TV. (OK, Sunny Spring and BBA, will that suffice to keep any potential legal action at bay?)
She is not REALLY a life coach. It's just that I dig her upbeat, down-to-earth, and realistic advice. She has never claimed to be a "life coach". She doesn't currently represent herself as such, and to the best of my knowledge, never has. No formal education was completed, no licenses earned, and she doesn't even play one on TV. (OK, Sunny Spring and BBA, will that suffice to keep any potential legal action at bay?)
So how quickly can I expect to ramp up to a Mrs. Schwartzenneger physique, and I don't mean Maria Shriver, although that wouldn't be so bad.
If I can only benchpress 40 pounds now, am I doomed?
After only one trip 'round the Universal equipment, my arms feel like sore limp spaghetti.
Maybe a bit of 'Dihydrogen Monoxide' would give me just the needed boost.
Kris, can you take care of that Rx for me?
4 comments:
Uh, where's my disclaimer???
Here's a good add-on for future posts: Author's opinions and sentiments of people mentioned within this blog do not necessarily reflect required professionally approved training or licensing requirements. Common terms and phrases used to describe personal relationships and views of said individuals shall not be confused with actual job titles, but as representations of the way in which the author occasionally views the respective relationship.
I'm not a lawyer, and have never played on on TV... but how'd I do with that disclaimer?
RR - gotta love that disclaimer!
Kris - even in our litigious society, I figured we were OK with you doing an Rx for H20. But you're right, one never knows for sure. Let's hope for the best!
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